US Opens Alien Defense Headquarters!

My favorite news site is reporting that the US government has opened an ADH- Alien Defense Headquarters. It makes sense since there is supposed to be an Alien attack later this year! I’m wondering how this new headquarters will compare to the Men In Black…I bet their weapons and Agents aren’t nearly as cool! On second thought- it must be a decoy because we know that the REAL Alien Defense Department is top secret!

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43055/u-s-opens-alien-defense-headquarters/

 

UFO in Argentina?

Check out this article on a UFO from Argentina! Theres a pretty cool video too. I have been watching a bunch of videos like this on Youtube, some are actually pretty convincing! If you have any UFO videos or pictures please send them in! 

http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981015484

FINALLY FOUND WHAT IS IN THAT PINK SURPRISE CAKE!

So as you know, I have been obsessing over the Baskin-Robbins “Pink Surprise” cake that keeps showing up in the MIB3 promos and ads. It looked delicious, but I had no idea what flavor it actually was. Well now I know!

The “Pink Surprise” cake, is a “triple-layer ice cream cake made of Oreo Cookies ‘n Cream ice cream sandwiched between two layers of Devil’s Food Cake and adorned with pink frosting roses.”

Holy MIB…THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD!

Bill Hader’s Andy Warhol in MIB3

As we know, Agent J goes back in time to save Agent K in MIB3. So, of course he would meet some pretty cool characters from the past! Bill Hader (who is awesome) plays Andy Warhol, who is revealed to be an undercover MIB! It figures- he was known for some unusual art, and he hung out with some strange looking people…they could definitely be Aliens! (PS. Agent J telling Warhol that he is going to “B*#ch slap the shiznit” out of him, could possibly be my favorite trailer quote ever!)

What is your favorite MIB Theme song?

I am loving Pitbull’s theme song for MIB 3- “Back In Time”

BUT my all time favorite is still the theme song from MIB 1- “Men In Black”, by Will Smith.

The good guys dress in black- remember that! Watch the (amazing) music video here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRF3slguhI

Let me know what your favorite MIB song is!

Spacecraft on the Bottom of the Sea?

Take a look at this photo- and tell me it isn’t shaped just like a UFO! You never know…but since major media is covering the story, does that mean the MIB’S didn’t get involved in the coverup? Maybe we will all mysteriously forget about it once the craft is brought to the surface…

Whatever it is, I wonder how it got to the bottom of the Baltic Sea!

Check out  the sources below:

http://reinep.wordpress.com/2011/08/03/strange-spaceship-like-object-found-at-the-bottom-of-the-east-sea-baltic-sea/

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/world/2012/01/25/pkg-bowman-shipwreck-treasure-hunters.cnn

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43256/alien-spaceship-found-in-baltic-sea/

Celebrity Alien Abductions

Where were the MIB’S with this one??  I guess even famous people have 3rd kind encounters! Fran Drescher (from “The Nanny” and “Happily Divorced”)  has confessed to the media that she was abducted by aliens and implanted with a microchip! They also allegedly brain wash you to make you forget about the experience! (Not sure how she remembered it…)  I’ve checked my own hands for an implant scar, but I don’t think I’ve been abducted. Gonna keep an eye out for these scars on other people- maybe I’ll find someone who remembers their encounter…

 

Alien Captured Alive!

Oh no! It looks like the MIB have slipped up this time- they were photographed with an Alien! Someone didn’t get their mind-eraser out in time! Thank goodness the Weekly World News has the sense to put it in print so everyone knows the truth!

AMERICAN AGENTS captured a space alien at a UFO landing site in western Virginia on March 29, 2012, proving once and for all that the extraterrestrials do exist and have a keen interest in the affairs of mankind and planet Earth!

Dramatic photos of the creature being hustled into a safe house before it was moved to a secret location in the nation’s capital showed it to be tall and lanky with a large, bulb-shaped head.

Sources further revealed that the alien spoke English both forward and backward. And for a time it cooperated fully with agents who made a priority of trying to find out its reasons for coming to Earth as well as the technology that got it here.

“This is the moment we’ve been waiting for since the U.S government first began investigating UFOs in the 1940’s,” the UFO investigator, who got the pictures and broke the story, told The Weekly World News at the time of the creature’s capture.

“The government has lied to us before about UFOs and space aliens but this time there will be no lies,” he continued. “This time we’ve got photographic proof that the creature is in custody.”

An agency spokesmen denied the UFO expert’s allegations and actually threatened to “neutralize” a NEWS correspondent who pressed for details.

But the researcher himself, who requested anonymity to avoid reprisals, claimed to have no less than 12 highly-placed intelligence sources who can back up his story.

He went on the say: “On the morning of September 29 I got a tip that agents had captured the alien while investigating a UFO landing in western Virginia’s mountains the night before.

The dramatic photos above recorded the historic capture of a space alien by federal agents.

The creature is shown as it was being hustled into a safe house.

“My source told me that the craft had come and gone by the time agents arrived. But a sweep of the area produced a single extraterrestrial who was hiding in a clump of bushes some 75 yards from the landing site. The source also told me that the alien would choice. I ran to my car and got be taken to a safe house for questioning later that day. When the agents and the extraterrestrial arrived, I was hiding in an alley across the street with my camera and nine rolls of film.

“The pictures I got show that the alien was handcuffed. And when the agents escorted him out of the safe house 45 minutes later, one of them has his coat off and in the photos you can see a gun on his belt.

“I wanted to follow them in my car but one of the agents spotted me and pointed at my camera.  When that happened I had not choice.  I ran to my car and got the hell out of there.  I had to protect the film.”

Sources later told him that the alien was moved at least six times as agents tried to keep its capture secret but just three weeks later the creature kicked down the door to a holding cell, “incapacitated” 11 guards and escaped, prompting the UFO researcher to say:

“This is a tragedy of the first magnitude. We may never get a chance to question an extraterrestrial again.”

Weekly World News has interviewed dozens of experts and conducted exhaustive research to bring you this list of the top ten ways to recognize aliens in our midst.

Play With the Spikey Bulba!

I searched “Wu’s Diamond Garden” and found this really funny site:

http://www.wusdiamondgarden.com/

The MIB3 guys have really gone all out on this one! There are menus, and a very distracting game called “Bop a Bulba!” (Think Whack-a-mole, but with cute Aliens in pots.)

 

My favorite feature of the site is the phone number they provide. I called in just to see what would happen and there was a really funny message from Wu!

Quote of the day:  “Wu’s is not responsible if food attacks or dismembers you!”

Good to know Wu… I don’t think I will be ordering anything soon!